Man goes to a church and ask:pastor,my dog is dead.Could there be a service for the poor creature?
Pastor:No,we cannot have service for an animal in the church.But there a new church down the road.May be they will do something 4 d animal.
Man:Ok bt do u think they'll accept a donation of $250,000 in return for the burial service?
Pastor exclaims,'sweet Jesus! Why didn't you tell me d dog was a christian.

A guy recently bought a new automatic car. He drives the car perfectly well during the day but at night the car just won't move. He had tried everything for a week and still no luck, he then furiously calls the dealer and they sent out a mechanic. The mechanic asked, are you sure you are using the right gears? He says of course I am, i am not stupid, I use D during "day" and N at "night"......!

What a driver..........!!!

Joke of the day: A bus Conductor and his driver were both arguing to know who was more brilliant

DRIVER: you no go school?
CONDUCTOR: haba, i go school pass you oh!
DRIVER: oya wetin b 2 times 2
CONDUCTOR: ahan! very easy! dat one na 22 now
DRIVER: fool!! person tell you the answer for back abi?