A guy recently bought a new automatic car. He drives the car perfectly well during the day but at night the car just won't move. He had tried everything for a week and still no luck, he then furiously calls the dealer and they sent out a mechanic. The mechanic asked, are you sure you are using the right gears? He says of course I am, i am not stupid, I use D during "day" and N at "night"......!

What a driver..........!!!

Joke of the day: A bus Conductor and his driver were both arguing to know who was more brilliant

DRIVER: you no go school?
CONDUCTOR: haba, i go school pass you oh!
DRIVER: oya wetin b 2 times 2
CONDUCTOR: ahan! very easy! dat one na 22 now
DRIVER: fool!! person tell you the answer for back abi?